I’m sure we have all been there at some point, we have our eye on some hottie and our best efforts get us no where.  In and of itself, that’s hardly remarkable.  But what makes today’s long overdue entry in Perversion in the News so noteworthy isn’t that the man was rejected, it was that he was rejected by a cow.  The best part is that rather than slink off dejected, this gentleman got back on his horse (metaphorically) and tried his luck with some sheep.  Unfortunately for him, that encounter didn’t fare any better.

You can read the article here:  http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/animal-sex-jury-erupts-laughter-after-hearing-man-was-rejected-by-cow-1434192